Nope! I Don't Own a Cell Phone!

It's probably not too surprising that somebody who ditched his PDA for a dead tree would have unusual opinions about technology... but I get quite a few odd looks when I tell people I do not own a cell phone. People react with shock, anger, and sometimes envy.

I can understand why some people find them useful, but for me a cell phone has absolutely no value. Staying connected? Hardly... Email, instant messaging, and the internet are connected. Cell phones are leashes... and they are on proprietary networks that work hard to reduce your connectivity.

Only recently have new bluetooth phones made it easier to transfer phone numbers, ring tones, and photos to your computer. What took them so long? Oh yeah... if you have to use your cellphone's network to transfer data they get to charge you more money. Silly me.

I did use a cell phone back in the early 90s. Remember those monstrous analog bricks? You don't?! Man, I'm old.

Anyway, it was useful because my girlfriend at the time lived in Wisconsin, and three members of her family were constantly commuting the 40 miles from their home to the University of Minnesota campus. The cell phone was really useful to catch somebody in transit so they could bring something that was forgotten. Without a cell phone, that 80 mile round-trip could sometimes mean the difference between passing and failing a class.

But then I started noticing something... they stopped planning their day as much. They would constantly forget things, and not care because somebody else had a cell phone: there was always another chance. This may have been a coincidence, or maybe the radiation in the phones was making their brains wonky, but I think it was a genuine behavioral shift.

This led me to the conclusion that cell phones are crutches that enable people to be disorganized. What's the point in planning anything? If something goes wrong, you can just call everybody on their cell phones and relay the new "plan"... assuming that the muscles you need to formulate a plan haven't atrophied...

I'm not the only person who has a deep dislike of cell phones. Steve Jobs is notorious for it... although he is mainly annoyed with their generally crappy user interface. I'm not altogether certain that he owns one.

Well, what about my job? Don't I have to own one so people can easily find me? No... I don't have one for the explicit reason that I don't want people to easily find me. I'm a software developer; that sometimes takes a lot of focus, and you never want to be interrupted when you're on a roll. Still, people do have legitimate questions that I need to answer. I am more than happy to answer them over email, or preferably on a public forum (such as the Stellent Yahoo Users Group), but phone calls really irk me.

I cannot do my job efficiently over the phone: I need text messages to send people command-line scripts. I need email so they can send me error logs, and I can send them links. I need the internet so I can test their systems over the web.

The phone gives me nothing. It doesn't help; it hurts. It slows everything down. I cannot speed-read a phone call, and phone calls are rarely as well-thought-out as an email. People addicted to the cell phone crutch do not comprehend this. It is inconceivable to them that I greatly prefer an impersonal email over a friendly call.

Well, what about an emergency? Easy... living in a connected world means that somebody or something nearby probably is connected. Whether its a phone booth, a good Samaritan with a cell phone, or an email kiosk at a coffee shop, I'm set.

And besides, what's wrong with good old-fashioned planning for an emergency? Can't you do basic first aid? Can't you fix a flat tire? Can't you build a fire with a Coke can and a bar of chocolate? Better not lose that cell phone then.

In all, I'm not completely anti-cell phone. I just see absolutely no value in them for me, and in fact they make my life harder. I feel that they are making people less organized, less capable of short-term planning, and less able to find things on their own. Why bother Googling, when you can just annoy somebody?

You can always tell a cell phone junkie by how they write emails... they expect an email to be the beginning of a dialog, as opposed to a request/response. They are the ones who send messages about as informative as this:

"Something's broken. Please fix it."

hmmmmm... let me think about it... *delete* Oops! Your blackberry must have been roaming, because I never got your message. Maybe you should try UPS.

Update: after stating my new company Bezzotech, I needed a dedicated, reliable business line. Since SkypeIn is still sketchy, the cheapest route to this was a cell phone... so I broke down and got one. Although in protest, I leave it at home most of the time. Also, I'm fairly certain Steve Jobs now uses one as well... three guesses on which one.

Comments

Agreed

I couldn't agree with you more. I've never had a cell phone and have never found a single situation where I would need one. They are annoying and expensive. One guy I work with just bought one that has a mini-keyboard, 2 screens, a camera, plays videos, recieves e-mails, and so on. I found this ironic because we're both computer technicians, so unless your driving and want to wreck, or at the beach and want to be bothered, when would you really need all that when your around computers all day? Not to mention he payed some $240 for it, plus the plan. Not to mention everytime he receives an e-mail or is sent a video he has to pay extra to view it.

I admit, I feel pressured to get a cell phone occasionally, simply because everyone else has one and there's constant ad pressure. I think I might actually see more cell phone ads than vehicle ads. But then I think, well if I got one, when would I use it? How much money would I be wasting every month? How much of my freedom and solitude would be taken away? And the urge quickly vanishes.

No Cell Phone For Me

I've never had a cell phone, and never wanted one
either. I usually don't answer my home phone when
it wrings either. I'm a hermit, and I value my private
time when I'm not at work.

I work with young people, ages 16 - 24, and I certainly
see some of them seem to have an addictive relationship
with their cell phones.

Once in a blue moon I have to talk on a cell phone
at work, and honestly, they creep me out at bit.

More power to you! I'm a

More power to you! I'm a member of generation Y, and I hate the stupid things. I get the same responses too when they find out I don't have one. Makes me want to scream.

I'm the only one of the 22

I'm the only one of the 22 people at our office that doesn't have a cell phone

I'm also the only one that has any money - and I'm always getting hit up for loans

Maybe I should get that cell phone?

No cell phone here

I think the previous poster should start charging interest. I think people who take a call in the middle of a face to face conversation should pay a fine to me. I think the vast majority of people talking on a call phone at this precise moment really have nothing to day. I think funny ringtones are fine if you are a load. Just turn them off in public because nobody wants to hear it. Especially in the office or other tight places. I think people on cell phones talk like people with headphones on. They talk but don't really listen. They only want to hear themselves talk. It is called self importance.

If you need me this weekend I will be out. Leave a message. Life is calling me.

I can't believe there's more

I can't believe there's more people like me! I hate cell phones and will never get one! I'm a community college student and I'm constantly pressured to get a cell phone! Even my Sociology teacher said that I'll need one, especially when I transfer to a four year college and if I don't get one, I'll be a dork! I'd rather be a dork than an addict! I live in LA and I'm the only one that I know of, that does not have a cell phone! I see how people behave around me and it feels like something out of a twighlight zone episode....it's creepy! Everyone's addicted to their cell phones, even my 60 year old mother! There's not a day that goes by that I don't see people constantly glued to their cell phones, checking for text messages, missed calls, tweeting, instant messaging, taking pictures, emailing, listening to their music, etc. It's impossible to have a one on one conversation with a person, without being interrupted by a call from their cell phones. Dating has been impossible...social life has been impossible. Even my broke ass neighbors have cell phones! I've even seen a homeless dude with a cell phone! What is with those things? What's the deal? Why are people addicted? Everyone is turning into a zombie and I feel pressured to conform and be like the rest of them! It breaks my heart because I feel alone in this World! There should seriously be a special group for non cell phone users, because everyone else is too busy having a relationship with their cell phones! This is a quote I wrote: "Every time I'm out with a friend, having dinner or getting drunk, I see them glued to their iphone, checking for text messages and missed calls. It seems like they're having a love affair with their cell phone and I'm the third wheel! Now when a friend asks to hang out, I give it a second thought; because having dinner with them is so much more pathetic than having dinner by myself." I won't be surprised when people will one day have the choice to plant blue tooth in their ears and have access to their Iphone on their palms, to make it all more convenient. I know I'm repetitive, but it takes being repetitive to get it all off my chest and feel a little better.

We're the last people on earth

I, too, hate cell phones and find them disruptive. I like looking at things when I ride the bus, or take a walk, or drive. I like paying full attention to the people around me, and having uninterrupted conversations. And you're so right about the plan aspect of it! I grew up in the 70s and 80s, and I think there's something weird about people not being able to just say "I'll meet you at X place at Y time," and then just doing that. I sound incredibly old, but back then, we knew who our real friends were; they were people who kept their word and showed up even though hours and even days had elapsed since the appointment was set. Poor kids these days, they must feel so unimportant and insecure. Ehhh...get off my lawn! But I digress. Okay, I admit I recently got one, but it's left at home 90% of the time, and it's got the cheapest plan: 10$/month/ 25 cents a minute. In other words, there's no incentive to use it. My husband and I got it only for travel. The thing that pushed us (finally) over the edge was trying to get to Manhattan from JFK, and having to run to the payphone to ask where the hell our town car was, then while on hold, our car kept getting snagged. Anyway, I would say it's also for emergencies, but, really? I lived four decades going on road trips, on overseas journeys, and walking down the not always safe streets of major American cities...with no cell phone! How ever did I survive? Common sense.

Ah! Some company at last...

I am so glad you all posted. There was an article this week in the New York Times about us - "cell phone refusenicks."

Over-technologized society

To my mind, cell phones are the quintessential example of our over-technologized society. I'm 34 years old, highly educated, and I have no intention of ever investing in a device that creates brain tumors and (as a previous poster said so eloquently) keeps me on a constant communication leash.

I enjoy technology as much if not more than the average person; however, devices such as cell phones, PDAs, blackberries, etc., establish an unhealthy human dependence on electronics.

Detractors like us will always be criticized, questioned, and even ridiculed for our hatred of cell phones. It’s a simple principle: many people refuse to follow trends and to succumb to peer-pressure simply for the sake of being absorbed into the collective crowd.

The Simple Life

I had one when I was 18-24 and it was ok then, I guess. I mean remember Nextel? *beep beep* and then you hear the other person? That was neat I suppose. It was easy to get in touch with people. But then they decided to drop me, and $50+ bucks a month didn't seem worth it to me anymore. I had some life changing alterations and the cell was the first thing to go I said F it and the heck with it.

And since then life has been so much simpler.

I as well find it nice not to have calls "blowing up" in my pocket and to not be found easily.
So many people can't believe it when I tell them I don't have one. I love it.
But now, with social networking and other such tools, (Facebook for me) I can get a hold of all of those same people and even more and write to them (like a text) chat, send pics, links, ideas, even more stuff - FOR FREE. It works for me since I have a mini laptop it goes with me everywhere I can do way more things on here than a cellphone. So I decided that if people do need to get a hold me I should have some number to get a hold of me by. Skype is now booming and working very well. I bought an online number for less than $40 a YEAR. Not monthly. And I can do the same things as a cellphone (minus text but I hate texting) except it doesn't fit in my pocket boo hoo

Nothing turns me off than being on a date with a chick and she's texting and answering phone calls during dinner. HOW RUDE!

cell phonesd

Jeez, I thought I was the only one on the planet that didn't own one. I live in Japan where probably 99 percent of people my age have one. All my friends think I'm strange for not having one. Some people think I'm joking, like I have one but I don't want to give my number out or something, Hillarious! One guy was always kind of suspicious,that I had one on the sly. When I had something come up and needed to make a call, he looked at me and my bag just to see if I'd pull it out, but I said, hey can I use your phone for a second, after that he believed it. When people ask why I always say "I don't like to be interupted when I'm daydreaming.!"

Argueably there are some valid concerns my parents have brought up, I'm sure we've all heard them.
What if there is an emergency, someone in the hospital etc?
and of course if your applying for jobs atleast here you need to put your cell phone on the resume. Otherwise
it would look weird and if they called you at home and you didn't answer they might not leave a message.
Oh the last, it reduces the abilty to network branch out with people. If you are meeting someone in a busy
place and they are late or you get lost from each other, then it's hard to find them. I'm always searching for
pay phone when this happens and I hate touching my face to those germ invested montrositys.

Sure there are reasons not to have them in my life outweigh the concerns I mentioned above.

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