The Best Fairy Tale Ever

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End!

(Hat tip, Shelia and Michelle...)

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This is Sooooooooo True

I needed a good chuckle and this definitely put a good grin on my face thanks :) - Nathan

sigh

what could have been...

Weird that, my woman said

Weird that, my woman said yes, and I lived happily ever after (well so far at least) and drive motorcycles, fish and hunt, drink beer and scotch, have money in the bank, leave the toilet seat up and fart when I want to - and she laughs when I say "pull my finger". I mean seriously, are you guys THAT bad at finding a good woman?

Well..

Well dave, i wasn't expecting to tell you this so shortly after the wedding, but her, i men HIS real name is John..

Frank has never been laid.

Frank has never been laid.

Weeew

This fairy tale really had me going nuts. I can relate to this, the guys who had dumped by their girls going rich and having everything they want.

HAHA

LOL......I thought the guy would be SAD.

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